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| ok im bored now I have way more things to say to everyone then there is room in my signiture: Live backward is Evil, and Lived backward is Devil, are you sure your praying to the right person? (srry that ones kind of religonist) If life is worth living, Then why do roses have thorns? So this person was talking to me and my friends about Hetalia, we were laughing and stuff then she says 'Oh, and I don't like turkey that much..." Everyone was quiet and her facil expression said "Shit! What did i say wrong!?" then I said "What?" (firm and alittle deep voiced) "W-well I don't really like turkey, he always picks on Greece..." "Well, you wanna know what I don't really like? YOUR FACE, CAUSE THATS WHERE ALL THE SHIT IS COMING FROM!!" My friends had to pull me out of there because my innner Turkish-ness came out (It tends to do that alot O_O, beware) Then my friend had to go back and apoligize for me, but now we are friends... As long as she never says those five words agian in the same sentance... Two boys in my class were wrestling before the tardy bell rang, then one of the boys shoved the other one into the desk. When the bell rang they sat down and one of the boys said "Angle, You banged me too hard!". Everyone in the class started laughing (I think I saw the teacher snicker too!... Mmmm snickers...) ... Please people, think before ou speak, and if you dont, post it on your Deviantart! This closer to the light you get, the greater your shadow becomes. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it. This always bugs me and now that Britain has said it i fell the need to SHOUT IT IN YOUR EAR, "It's not "learned" you git! It's "learnt"! It's a disgrace to the Queen's English! Austria is a great man, i remember that he once proclaimed a inspiring speech! "Prussia has invaded and seized my vital region!" Oh Austria, A great man! Germany: "England is wearing a sexy carnival outfit and swaying his hips provocatively at you. What do you do?" The Other Axis Power members and Britain spying on them:  Later... America:" U.K., I want you to put on a sexy carnival outfit and sway your hips provocatively at them. Are you up to it?" Britain:"UP TO WHAT?!" Well, it's a good thing they practiced! France: Hey whos that in the picture? Britain: Thats our Queen. France: Wow, really?>_> how old is she? Britain: >_>Too old for you. France: O_o Kumajiro: Who are you? Canada: WTF WHY CANT YOU REMEMBER ME! IM YOUR DAMN OWNER!! Kumajiro: Srry dude. Canada: NO, SRRY ISNT ENOUGH THIS TIME... Kumajiro(thoughts) This time? what do you mean? Canada: REMEMBER ME KUMAJIRO I AM CANADA! Kumajiro:Who? Oh god kumajiro you just had to comment just one more time! Everything I say is a lie... Except for that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that, And that... and that.       Fuck, fuckidy, fuck, fuck. America: "Let's start by tackling the issue of global warming. I know that's a hot topic right now, but I think we can keep it in check if we create a giant hero to protect the earth." "By the way, nobody is allowed to disagree with me." Wow Alfred, only you would end a (somewhat) serious statement with that. (Der Kongress Tanzt(congress dances)) After the death of Napolean, the European leaders met at Vienna to determine the future of their war-torn nations. However, the meeting was made fun of because the members ended up dancing as much as talking.   You wouldn't want to kill an innocent virgin, would you?Italy: Something's coming! England id attacking!  Woof!Italy: False alarm! It's just a doggie!  Hey Germany! Germany! I was flirting with some girls and somehow ended up in prison. Can you bail me out? Also, I could use some pasta...Britain: Stupid America! He used to be so cute when he was a baby.~ Britain: I brought you a present! It's the Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica! Chibi America: Dwop dead, Engwand! A few years later... Britain: I hope you like paint and newspaper taxes, because they're going up! Young America: Ooh boy! Drop dead, England! Present... Britain: *sigh* He really was cute back then... America: Drop dead, England! Prussia's awsome letter: Hello there. Hey, what's up? I'm Prussia, and I've been working out a lot lately. You wouldn't believe how ripped I am. Now I'm so much stronger than you! That being said, congrats on becoming empress, but I don't approve. If you want to be acknowledged, then give us part of Silesia. If that doesn't sit well with you, you're gonna be invaded. From Prussia, with love. Russia: O-Okay I'll start. I was thinking that... *plop* Britain: Whoa! Is that a heart, Russia!! How did somone like you come by that?! Russia: A-actually this is mine. It just pops out sometimes. France: Well, in that case PUT IT BACK IN! Romanio is so cute, dont you love his cute little sayings, "EAT LEAD YOU POTATO-SUCKING BASTERD!" So cute right? "What the heck?! The only thing wrong is your stupid face!" Hahaha, Oh Romanio you joker. America: This is the Washington Monument! Britain: Wow! It looks just like your... America: You bet it dose!   The only remaining solution is war! Let's get all our armies together and fight under my flag! My allegiance is to the white flag! ~Ve ve ve ve~ Why are you calling me out of the blue just to ask for my carmera!? What kind of trick are you pulling, you air-headed moron? Ja-Japan just got angry! JAPAN GOT WHAT!? Hey, i'll lend you my camera, but I want copies of those pictures, alrightCanada: (drunk off of maple syrup) Am I British, or and I French... Damn,why am i so torn apart? *passes out* Later that night, Canada goes home. Kumajiro; Who are you? Canada: God! I just dont know anymore!!! Don't you just love "history"? (will be updated all the time when i get really bored and think of more things) |
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Just came by to tell ya and to wish you good luck :3
and I'd like to ask you something. 
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